Unofficial Tex Murphy

How to defend yourself from a person wielding a banana ...

First ... peel the banana ...

And second ... eat the banana...

Any questions?

THIS sounds like a job foooor... Monkey-Professor-For-A-Head!!

(That would be Professor-Monkey-For-A-Head's sidekick, yes...)

-Fred

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:How to defend yourself from a person wielding a banana ...

First ... peel the banana ...

And second ... eat the banana...

Any questions?

None? Good! Now come at me with a banana!

Person wielding banana: "Haaaargh!"

*BANG*

"You just shot him!"


(*has the entire series on DVD + the films + a Python book and audio stuff + the games + their earlier work* )

You know, I think my absolute favorite one that had me in tears on the floor was the "How not to be seen" educational video. I seen it on "And now for something completely different"

Oh yeah, and BEEFCAKE!

::adds that last lil bit in, so he can get an extra post. Afterall, the heat from Andy coming up from behind in post counts is excruciating.::

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

And now for something completely different...

Anybody ever seen Top Gear? It's a British car show. I'd imagine our Australian and New Zealand contingents would have...

I think my favourites from Monty Python are some of Terry Gilliam's animation and mostly the shorts about various things terrorising the city. Like Killer Sheep, Killer Cars and that giant killer cat. Aswell as the Hells Angels Grannies.

I'm British so I've seen Top Gear but I'm not very interested in cars...

Ahh yes, and the baby snatchers. Oh, oh, and the upper class twit of the year? was that what it was called?

I'm not that into cars either, but for some reason I love Top Gear. I can't wait for it to come back in January.

I like cars, but only so far as driving them. When you start talking to me in car garage jargon, I feel about as intelligent as Helen Keller at a college lecture.

I love Top Gear. Since Discovery quit carrying it here, I've been going through withdrawal. But, I had a mate of mine burn me some DVDs of recent episodes. Come January I will have to find a way to get the new episodes.

Right now I'm about to begin my monthly ritual of harassing all of the local bookstores as I try to track down Top Gear magazine.

dcat151 I think I can help you there, I'll PM you. Anyone else who has difficulty seeing Top gear or other UK shows can PM me if they want too.

I'm curious, when Hamster had his accident, how big of a deal was it over in jolly ol'England?

::clears throat::

Lima beans.

::runs away laughing like a childish imp::