My Wii became a man today.

Today an unsuspected thing happened. I was playing Wii bowling at my friends house "my wii" and his little thirteen year old cousin starts smack talking about how much we suck, and how awesome he is. So he plays my friend and my friend owns him. I then try to give someone else a turn but the kid wont give up the wiimote, so I play him. It starts out really good for me. I start owning him, and he cant seem to get any strikes.
The game was now getting really heated. We were into the last two frames when he went back into a hard throw, hoping that his power would give him an edge over me.
Did I mention that my friends family just got a new 40in HDTV two days ago...
The Wiimote flies through the air, the moment stood still like a horrible horrible car accident. The wiimote smashed into the TV and the whole thing started bleeding colors. I had mentioned that the kid had to wear the wrist strap but didnt notice that he hadnt tightened it.
So what did I say... "Does that mean I win?"
My Wii is now among the Elite. Perhaps one day yours shall be chosen, and hopefully if that day ever comes, you arent the one who threw the freakin thing....I'm sure glad it wasnt me.

2,500 dollars down the drain.