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Well, this is certainly an interesting picture of bones recently uncovered at an archaelogical dig. Some think they belong to a politician; others to a lawyer; I say: What's the dif?

Anyway, what is your take on these bones?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
If I'm not mistaken (And I usually am), that's the pelvic area. It's a pic out of an undead skin (or lack thereof) mag.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Very astute observation, TM. It seems that many who claim to be educated have walked around with their head up their caboose!
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Suffering from the Cranial-Cabooseitis(tm) would definately suck. Yes. That is my medical opinion.

-Fred

(Also Jim, walking around with one's head up one's behind would give you a crappy outlook on life! This is because all you hear is crap, everything you see is crap, and your general area smells like... well, you get the idea...)

Oh gee... Now I came up with the greatest Zen-like question ever.

What is the sound of crap moving?

(Also, the greatest answer - "No... more... taxes!")
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Bizarre avatar. . .no bones about it.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Good one Gary. :lol:

Another amusing, if not slightly disturbing, avatar. :D

Cheers!
Perhaps JTOG should become JTBG.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
During the Wild-West era, JTOG was known as James Fossil, the most daring (and in the case of the saloon-girls, most darling) man to ever set foot in a boot. He is also rumored to have invented the classic term "Darn tootin'!"

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
VERY funny, FB. :lol: :lol: :lol:
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I like Fig Newtons, too! (get it, Jim? :wink: )
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Fred Buer wrote:During the Wild-West era, JTOG was known as James Fossil, the most daring (and in the case of the saloon-girls, most darling) man to ever set foot in a boot. He is also rumored to have invented the classic term "Darn tootin'!"

-Fred
I'm suddenly reminded of the Harry Enfield and Chums parody of Mr Ed the talking horse, whereby instead it was Mr Dead, the talking corpse!
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy