Unofficial Tex Murphy

What should I do?

You are in Spain, correct? Explore, dude! How can you be bored in a foreign country?

-Fred

freepizza wrote:What should I do?

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Is it too much to ask you do what Tex does? Go out and "Shave The Whales!" (Arm goes up in a sign of protest.)

Thank you. There is no fee necessary for this advice.
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Ive seen it all. The statue with the big dong, the statue with a small dong. THe statue of a thousand dongs. Besides seeing the dong exhibit at the Guggenheim I'm all out of ideas.

Get out and party then, go to some place where they serve beer, ask for a cerveza (pronounced servaysa) and then fun will come to you!

By the way, what's up with the love-interest? She not keeping you company?

-Fred

I was just kidding about the dongs, there are a lot but I'm not always that board. The thing is I dont drink, and I hate to party, so thats all out.

As for the love interest. Things are rough, as they always are. I can't be certain the way things are going to turn out. She isnt talking to me at the moment, she is pissed that I'm leaving in two weeks. Ah well, things will be as things will be. Thanks for the advice fred, I'll have a drink of orange soda in your honor.

Relationship advice? I suck at relationship advice, to be honest, but if I were you, I'd talk to her and make her realize that yes, you are going away. But also, yes, you are coming back to her.

The coming back to her part is the bit you need to force-feed her with a silver spoon. It's called reassurance, and the chicks dig it.

That's if, of course, you *are* coming back to her.

Cheers!

-Fred

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