Unofficial Tex Murphy

MAD WIFE DISEASE



A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura
Lou written on it, ' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good
explanation.'

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and
hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked
him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?"

'You're horse called."

Man, I was hoping this wouldn't get out...



I don't go spreading your personal life around do I Jim???

That one was great Jim!

-Cub. =o)

shakes head.....

Another instant classic.

wow and me thinking those things only happen to ....

good one

Guy: Would you make love to me for a million dollars?
Gal: Well, I suppose I would.
Guy: Would you make love to me for five dollars?
Gal: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?
Guy: We've already determined that. We're just haggling over the price.

LOL! Instant funnyness!

-Fred

Good one, GS.

This isn't really a joke it is based on something that really happened, but most people I know have found it funny...


A Cop is on patrol one day... He stops at a convenience store for a quick snack and coffee... The officer continues his patrol and begins to have car trouble... Finally the squad car stops runnings and he manages to get it to the side of the road... He calls Dispatch to inform them that his car is disabled and he is unable to drive it... Dispatch confirms and pauses... Then Dispatch comes back with, "Situation Understood. Continue Patrol, maintenance informed and will join you shortly."...

Very nice one Jim

I got one...


Two guys walk into a bar...Ouch, Ouch...

GS that was Winston Churchill apparently. He also has this exchange with the same lady

Lady - Sir, if I was your wife I would put arsenic in your whiskey
Him - Madam if I was your husband I'd drink it.

Churchill had many great comebacks like that, if I recall right

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:Churchill had many great comebacks like that, if I recall right

-Fred

Yeah, lets just hope that Tex does the same and has many great comebacks...

I like witty humor..it's so much fun