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Happy (belated) Birthday Chuck Norris

Chuck turned 68 yesterday (March 10)
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Ok, I'll start...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Were there ever any games model after any of his movies??? I can't recall any... Tried doing a search but it didn't come back with anything... Play Chuck in a game would be Awesome...


I did however find this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRAJJovRi_k



Cheers!!!
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NO operating system can run Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will run our operating systems.

When you go to boot up your computer, all you get is roundhouse kicked in the teeth.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
If that's what it takes to have Norris in a Video game, I'll take it... Plenty of his movies could have been games... Even if it was just a Martial Arts game...

Chuck Norris' Kicks... You're objective is to begin the Martial Arts Tournament at the beginner level and progress through, training in weapons, strength, and technique to rise above and become the Martial Arts Champion... All the while training under the supervision of Chuck Norris himself... As he gives you tips and helps you learn different styles of Martial Arts... Can You Kick It To The Top???
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Actually there was a Chuck Norris game for the Atari 2600. Here's a link to the cover and his mighty Chuckness:

http://www.atariage.com/2600/boxes/b_Ar ... _front.jpg
Yep, that was when he was young, before he learned not to sell out to The Man...
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Here's a hillarious Easter Egg I discovered on GOOGLE. Go to the search engine and type this in: find Chuck Norris and then click on "i'm feeling lucky".

It's not much but made me chuckle none the less, I won't spoil it, just try it out ;)
Made me chuckle.

-Fred

PS: That was not a pun. Please don't hurt me!
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I actually have a shirt that I got at Spencers that says something like "things you need to know about Chuck Norris...." one of them says "Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did." that's just stupidly funny...
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
That Google thing was funny! I laughed out loud. Multiple times.

A word of caution: Be sure to type "find Chuck Norris".
I love this message board, the people on can find anything... lol
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just did the google search thing...classic...I think that's one of the sayings on my chuck norris shirt....I saw another shirt one time with a picture of chucks face on the front and it says "You have nothing to fear but Chuck himself"
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”