Arrrghh there landlubbers ...

It be me, matey. The Malloy. The Mr. Malloy. Shaken not stirred. With just a hint of pepper. I recieved (I can't even spell recieved. I'm all mad now. I seriously backed up and tried that like six times, and couldn't get it right. And a dictionary is lame. I'm a male. We don't ask for directions, and we DON'T use dictionaries.... ) ... Um ... oh yeah, I received (!!!!! YES!!!) an email from Jen reminding me where my roots are. Bless you Jen. I had not forgotten ... just been ... distracted. As you'll be able to tell from the rest of this little ditty, distraction is a key element in my life now. My words and sentences all discombobulated and such.

So of course, I had to come and reattach myself to them, (my roots I mean.) for I have been gone far too long. I have been going through a time of reflection in my life ... well that, and getting another apartment, dealing with my Grandma (who flipped out and had an episode after Dad died, and I had to handle that. I love her to death, but dementia and me hate each other. Period.) , and getting her stuff out and into storage. Slowly but steadily I'm moving forward.

I started to read the posts I missed, and then stopped. I have to go to bed, and there is no way I could catch up. Anything happen of significance while I was gone? Fred finally go cuckoo and amass that dark army he was talking about to take over the world .... of warcraft? (Before you ask Fred, I totally made that up just now.) ... Did Jen ever hit the lottery and send everyone their cut? If so, .. umm .. yeah, did I mention I'm back? Did Jim the old guy ... umm ... get older ... no wait, I know that happened, but did he like go all geritol on some new guy for being lame yet? That would be all like, the best pwnage ever if Jim told off a new guy. Did Cub pull a... cub? And on a serious note, did you ever release your movie? Did Mr Cyberpunk (speaking of pwnage in a can), totally rip on something that sucked, and he needed to tell everybody just how bad the suckage was, when the suckage occured, and what time we should all show up to engage in hatred of the said suckage? (What?!?) ... Did Harry from Brooklyn ever show back up? I liked that guy ... Did Netroam see Wrestlemania? (Ric Flair's match was the best ever!) ... Did Freepizza ever get around to giving us ... well freepizza? I didn't want to miss that one. Hope Spain ruled dude. Is the doc still in? Dr. Paul? Did you ever get around to another Tex text romp? Demonlawyer? Did you ever get rich off a big case? Vracar. Your name rules dude. Seriously. Jcarn? How's school treating ya? Still donning the ole Fedora and going all noir on everybody? That'd be super sweet.

Seriously, alot of you guys offered me a place to stay when everything went south, and although I'm okay, and I've got a plan for moving forward, the fact that you guys (more than one!), offered to help me in my time of need is one of the coolest things ever. Ever. I love you for that, seriously.

But I just have to know ... I missed you guys. I need some sort of *getting up to speed* post from you guys. Tell me where you're at, what you're doing ... how's life throwing the baseball at you?

Oh yeah ... and um. Hi people I don't know that came while I was gone. I'm back. The Eric Cartman of the board (well at one time anyway. Now I feel more like a subdued bullwinkle the moose.), wishes you well.

Well gotta split. For all the names I missed, I only missed you because you have one of those names that are just hard to remember. Like there is that one dude that was really cool, and had an avatar of an old man ... I think he was like this guy from a band. You rule too dude who's name I'm too lazy to go and remember.

Later!