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Well Jen

Mission Accomplished :D
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
What foul manner of trickery is this?!

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
You MUST send me a PM and tell me all about it!!!!
I'll keep messenger open for a few minutes in case you're poking around.
I will when I get some time to sit down.
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
This is a conspiracy! I know it! I feel it in my headbones!

I have many headbones.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Fred Buer wrote:This is a conspiracy! I know it! I feel it in my headbones!

I have many headbones.

-Fred
Fred... I don't know how to put this to you man... you were, adopted... Jen is not your real mother.

*sigh*

Look on the bright side... you have an interesting adventure ahead of you, the makings of an excellent autobiography!

-Cub. =o)
The secret's out Fred!
David
Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.
And I once made a sandwich for said former roomate...
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Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.

Then what does that make us?
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
You're all crazy! I am Fred's brother-in-law thrice removed and I know the true story.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
But alas........even Jim only knows PART of the story. It's a meandering tale filled with moral degradation, satin clown suits, and copious amount of non dairy whipped creamer.

The evocative details go with me to my grave !!
I once saw a guy
I gots a webcomic! http://yetanothercomic.com
Okay, this is silly. We must stop all of this because it is way too silly.

And now for something completely different ...
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Jen wrote:But alas........even Jim only knows PART of the story. It's a meandering tale filled with moral degradation, satin clown suits, and copious amount of non dairy whipped creamer.

The evocative details go with me to my grave !!
Peanut butter lasts longer. :wink:
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.