So I fell asleep an hour ago

Look like somebody needs to go on a diet!

...lol, j/k... but I must admit, there is nothing funnier than seeing someone break furniture. The look on their face is priceless! Wish I could've been there to laugh, and then help you up off the floor buddy.

-Cub. =o)

Ooh, that's one of those little fears I have: the murderous bed. It's happened to me years before, and it's quite jolting. I've been using the frame I have now for over 10 years, and it was used before that. I wonder if it's planning to attack me?

My beds totally sturdy but even if it broke I probably wouldnt notice cos it'd just fall ontop of all the crap thats stored underneath it. Although I might be a bit annoyed at smushing all my old books and stuff
Glad you're OK!

Next week on A&E, When Furniture Attack!

Yeah, diet. Maybe. You're a vicious, evil breed, Cub. I like it! New bed installed and ready for testing. I'm gonna sleep the crap out of that baby!

36 hours without sleep now. Can not feel brainmeat or move vital organs like torso.

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote: 36 hours without sleep now. Can not feel brainmeat or move vital organs like torso.

-Fred

Ah, classic P.I. stuff.

Sorry but i just had to LOL out load.

but alas im no saint i killed a bed once. snif snif

I sweet it was asking for it.

well about 3 am in the morning and the bottem half of the bed colapsed so me and the gf head was in the air and the feet where kising the floor.

erica got so mad the got a hammer and nails and hammer the bed into submision on the spot. so that we at least could cleep the rest of the night.

But somehow the downstairs neighbourd didnt like the hammer and nails aproich and staeted banging the pipes of the cental heating..

Ohh erica was steaming at that point becouse the bed was fighting back and she could not get it together so instead of going "oops are we making alot of noise" she went and hit the heating pipes with her hammer..

She didnt break them but ohh it would have been a blast if she had ianyways took her 45 min and 50 nails to get the bed all together again man was we all grumpie next morning.

Haha! Nice one Michel!

I wish I had a quiet morning soon. Just got up, went downstairs, opened the fridge, got some stuff out, and just as I was gonna close the door a spider crawls out and jumps on my toe. Tiny thing.

But I have arachnaphobia. The real deal. I panicked and tried to flick it off my foot. Except the fridge door was still open.

I swear.

I have never. Ever. Friggin' EVER. Felt such pain as when I kicked the open fridge door in the side. Now my toe's busted, got a big bloodclot thingy on the end, and I've had ice on it for the last 20 minutes.

Busting your toe - A good #2 way to wake up if your bed is too sturdy to do the job right.

Also, if anyone has a quiet morning for sale, please send tell.

-Fred

Fred: 0
Fred's Bed: 1

Fred - 0

Fred's Fridge - 1


Fred you seem to have some Bad Karma with Appliances and Furniture lately... Maybe you should just go for the Tex look with the Lack of the afore mentioned...

Fred: 0
Spider: 9999

I know how you feel, I hate spiders (and most other creepy crawlies that I deem 'creepy', grasshoppers are kinda cool and some other stuff, although I still probably would get a fright if one jumped on me). I can deal with tiny ones etc. (still creep me out) but my main issue is with them touching me or crawling on me, that really freaks me out.

Actually, the score of me vs spiders are quite different. My tally is much higher.

Also, I am the only one I know who's actually fired a rifle at a spider. Shot it at point blank range.

Okay, so it was an air rifle, but still...

-Fred

My uncle used a Shotgun on a small Garden Snake years ago...

Liverpool 3

sorry. /Yahtzee