Unofficial Tex Murphy

...That you will NEVER, EVER find at your local bookstore!

1. You're Different - And That's Not Good!
2. The Boy That Died From Eating All His Vegetables!
3. Places Mom & Dad Hide Cool Stuff!
4. Children's Guide to Hitchhiking!
5. Daddy's New Wife - Robert!
6. Hammers and Screwdrivers, a DYI Guide!
7. Running With Scissors!
8. Mary Was So Bad That Her Mother Doesn't Love Her Anymore!
9. All Cats and Dogs Go To Hell!
10. Curious George and The Circuit Breakers!
11. The Lil' Wimp That Tattled!
12. Some Cats Can Fly!
13. Pop! Goes the Weasel - And Other Fun Stories About Microwave Ovens!
14. Grampa Gets a Coffin!
15. Strangers Have the Best Candy!
16. Garfield Gets Cat-Cancer!
17. Enough is Enough! You're Up For Adoption!
18. Yelling, Kicking and Whining - How To Get What You Want!
19. Why Can't Mister Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
20. Daddy Is Drinking Because of You!
21. Things Rich Kids Have That You Will Never Get!
22. Your Nightmares Are Real!
23. Eggs, Toiletpaper and Your School!
24. You Were An Accident. Whoops!
25. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan!
26. Forest Fires and You!
27. Why Your Bike Goes Faster If You Remove Your Helmet!
28. Tobacco or Snuff, What Choice is Best For You?
29. Masturbation In One, Two Thu-reeeeee!
30. A Hundred and One Ways to Decorate Your Dad's Car With a Key!

There you go!

-Furedu

Fred Buer wrote:13. Pop! Goes the Weasel - And Other Fun Stories About Microwave Ovens!

-Cub. =o)

Haha, this was amazing.

OK Fred, I'll bite. Where are they stashed? Have you read them all more than once? Any chance for a movie or two? C'mon, Fred, tell us what is really on your mind.

Ouch! Under my bed. Yes. No. Cake

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:Ouch! Under my bed. Yes. No. Cake

-Fred

Another zinger.