Things I do daily that mere mortals don't. . .

Whoa, you're like a walking pharmacist! I was told that if I don't take some more drastic measures I might have to go on Lipitor.

[Removed becuase apparently it is not unique enough.]

hahaha! =oP


-Cub. =o)

Add Nortripaline and Oxycotton and take out the Metformin and tetracycaline, and that's about my drug routine...
I listen to different News Programs, it all depends on who is peaking my interest the most on any given day...

Other than making sure I take my Meds, my day can fluctuate... I don't always do the same things at the same times...

I wake up, clean my guns, sharpen my knives, double-check the explosives, pop some Geritol, shower, eat breakfast, go to work, work, come home, pop some aspirin, brush my teeth, play some games, fire my guns randomly out the window to scare away any passers-by, pop some E, eat some dinner, drink a bottle of whiskey for dessert, call up three or four hookers for later, sneak out and nail a dead squirrel to my neighbor's door, kidnap some child's pet, bribe the cops to go away and forget the gunfire charges, hide my newly-acquired pet in the copmobile, go home, listen to some music and watch as my neighbor tears another dead rodent from his front door, eat my supper, wash it down with half a vat of Absinthe and a chocolate chip cookie. Then spend about five to ten minutes yelling random obscenities at the world with a megaphone. Nobody dares to shoot at me anymore after the incident with the moose and the cannon anyway.

Oh, and wednesday is groceries and laundry day.

Also, 90% of this is just me messing with you. I do however, sleep a lot, work a lot, and spend a lot of time with family and friends, playing games, boardgames, cardgames and paint Warhammer figures. I love movies and music, books, comics and this forum. There's not much more to tell about the everyday life of Fred.

Except, hmm... I do own a ballpoint pen, and I am also waterproof!

-Fred

Sometimes Fred and I fight the zombie apocalypse together.

Now, now, my friends. The intent was to list the activities that make us unique, that no one else does. It's not just a list of what we do, but what makes us. . .peculiar, each in his own way.

Or am I raining on my own parade and being too specific and demanding? Nothing like dampening a party by making some rules, I guess.

Can't say I do much daily that makes me unique. If that counts, my breakfast consists of a black coffee with two shots of Captain Morgan in it, usually followed by a croissant or bagel two or three hours later. The fact that I can't stomach anything else than coffee with booze in it in the morning does NOT make me an alcoholic I hope?

Oh I know! When still in college I used to go play roulette either before or after class pretty much every day for about 45 minutes. Great source of extra income, around 100$ daily, if you know when to walk away and accept the occasional, although rare, loss. No time for this now though.

I have to agree with Frank, nothing I can think of that I do that I'm sure no one else does... Except for maybe the fact that I can crack about 60 different joints, most of which I can do continuously or on demand...

I answered questions at the reference desk today.