The Google Game!!

Rules: Go to Google and type in quotation marks your name and then “likes to” (eg. “Anika likes to”). Type in the first ten things that come up...

HOLY COW, some of these are hilarious!

"Mathew likes to become one with his inner Joe Jackson from time to time"
"Mathew likes to play golf and ride his motorbike "
"Mathew likes to read an audience as he performs"
"Mathew likes to crawl around the floorboards and pop anything into his mouth"
"Mathew likes to tinker, so he may be steered to a machine-design or engineering curriculum"
"Mathew likes to look at the screen of computer when. Irene works"
"Mathew likes to water ski and wake board with his family, and plays golf when he can."
"Mathew likes to paint quickly"

the rest are boring...

But if we use "Mat" instead...

"Mat likes to get dressed up too"
"Mat likes to toy with other riders and beat around the bush"
"Mat likes to get everyone involved in his shows so don't be surprised if you find yourself volunteering to play a kazoo"
"Mat likes to think of himself as a bit of a comedian, unfortunately for him the people in the Glasgow office don't agree"
"Mat likes to get “posted up” at the Boys and Girls Club"
"Mat likes to mix realism with line work"
"Mat likes to play a round of golf (poorly I might add) or just kick back and relax with a good movie"
"Mat likes to sneak in while I'm showering"
"Mat likes to claim that the "sound current" is at the foundation of every deep mystical practice"
"Mat likes to dance naked in random daisy fields"


Can't wait to see what some other people are able to find!

-Cub. =o)
This game makes me look rather depraved. How very true.

"Frank likes to experiment with new ideas"
"Frank likes to play hard too"
"Frank likes to write "gritty" comics, and that mainly means women who will have sex at the drop of a hat"
"frank likes to rock"
"Frank Likes to Hump"
"Frank likes to flaunt it - and we're thankful."
"Frank likes to fool around a lot"
"Frank likes to smoke after sex"
"Frank likes to melt stuff"
"Frank likes to cross lines"
"frank likes to play in shitholes"
"Frank likes to be home in time to watch Judge Judy" That's just horrible! Horrible!
"Frank likes to hurt people"
"Frank likes to make fun of mobbed-up tough guys" Yup. I made a career out of it.
"Frank likes to eat his eggs with ketchup" That's the only way I'll ever eat eggs.

And now for some weirder stuff...

"Frank likes to toss salad after someone has diarrhea"
"Frank likes to work with Ian, an adult. He likes his toys and he likes to choose."
"Frank likes to cut as deep as 1/8 inch into the skin"
"Frank likes to fit multiple raw hotdogs covered with mayonese into his mouth and he sucks the mayo right of of them"
Part-Time Nomad
I skipped to the next one if I came across a repeat...


Michael likes to get up in Heidi's face and touch her nose or put his palm on her head.

Michael likes to be needed, as well as to cherish and protect his loved ones.

MICHAEL likes to DANCE.

Michael likes to sleep in a high-security environment.

Michael likes to sing, play the drums, and write his own songs.

Michael likes to be "on the go."

Michael likes to read a lot.

Michael likes to explore the dark side, and certainly Poe had a lot of dark things in his nature.

Michael likes to took a NC17 rating right from the get go.

Michael likes to tell his stories in colored light which is, he points out, rooted in glass and neon gas, both natural substances generated from our own earth.


Mike likes to grunt to indicate his pleasure / displeasure.

Mike likes to shoot with the Sony Alpha DSLR A-200. However, he has to use a remote because he can't reach the shutter button.

mike likes to shred with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.

Mike likes to hike.

Mike Likes to Fly.

Mike likes to ride Loretta.

Mike likes to paint.

Mike likes to be the story wherever he goes.

Mike likes to meet new people at urinals.

Mike likes to delete my postings General Discussion.
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Fred likes to play with Icicles

Fred likes to swim and eat candy

Fred likes to talk

Fred likes to play the lotto

Fred likes to cover all his bases

Fred likes to restore vintage cars

Fred likes to scream

Fred likes to rub shoulders with celebrities

Fred likes to watch people from a parkbench

Fred likes to emphasize color in his transparent watercolors

And three more for the entertainment value:

Fred likes to sit on that chair because he can feel warm on the cushion of that chair

Fred likes to weave intrigues

Fred likes to be dirty

-Furedu
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Steve likes to curse. [This is apparently a serious phenomenon. I found dozens of duplicates."]

Steve likes to say boom to insist on how fast his software can react.

Steve likes to play the guitar (mostly blues) in his spare time.

Steve likes to jump for pictures too.

Steve likes to sleep in the crack.

Steve likes to eat poo.

Steve likes to try some of the new sounds, too, but he freely admits that he’s “stuck in the ’70s.”

Steve likes to keep his nose out of other people's affairs, and dislikes people who pry into his, thinking them rude and inconsiderate.

Steve likes to say… “We are living our dreams… After living our lives”

Steve likes to stay active with cycling, skiing, hiking and (slowly) running.

I can't tell you how many times I skipped a webpage where "Steve likes to" was either (usually) an example of how to play the Google game or was actually an example in which someone was trying to play the game. This reminds me of a picture of someone holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself, ad infinitum. :D
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(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)