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Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.

you like sunglasses?
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
How about Muscle Cars of 4X4s???
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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I think a thread about grammar is a great place to start Freep.

-Cub. =o)
Nah, you guys have got it ALL wrong! JTOG can't avoid the allure of an incredibly bad joke. The bigger the groaner, the better.

So here's one from me.....

A three-legged cowboy dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw."
OK one more, I just can't resist.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
Jen wrote:A three-legged cowboy dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw." OK one more, I just can't resist.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
AWWWW.....*snerk*.....
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I'd be insulted if this thread wasn't so corny. j/k

A horse walks into a bar and sits at the counter. The bartender comes up and asks, "So, why the long face?"
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Two guys walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender says "What is this? Some sort of joke?"
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
From the people that brought you Family Guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-Okkpg ... 2C&index=0

I laughed so hard I cried. It was at the very end.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
A woman walks into a bar carrying a chicken...
The bartender asks, What are you doing in a bar with a Pig???
The woman says I beg your pardon this is a chicken...
The bartender says, I beg your pardon I was talking to the chicken...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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Three married couples go to breakfast.

Husband #1 says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey."

Husband #2 says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar."

Husband #3 says to his wife, "Pass the bacon, pig."
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
What did the Zero say to the Eight??? "Nice Belt"...

Why is Six afraid of Seven??? Because Seven, Eight Nine...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


Can You Run Your Game??? Click Here And Find Out...

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How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

How do you make tomato ketchup? Walk slower.

How did the fridge saleswoman die? Kelvinator.


-Cub. =o)