Today was a good day!
Posted: March 19, 2009 • 8:17 am
Allow me to summarize my experiences today so that you might share my joy! A word of caution however, I intend to use adult language, so please disregard this post if you offend easily or your parents say you're not old enough.
My boss got FIVE IN THE REAR for BEING HIMSELF. I won't name names, but I will refer to him as FILLED WITH SUNBEAMS, RAINBOWS, and a complete and utter ENJOYABLE PERSON TO BE AROUND! However, the reasons why him being LEFT BEHIND is a good thing are many and varied, but mostly because the guy is a HILARIOUS MAN. I DISLIKE my boss and so do all my co-workers. He's not a RED FIRETRUCK and he makes very TASTY BISCUITS, like downsizing shifts (which made my job statistically 82% harder and more pressed for time than it should be. Note that I say should and not need.) and other unsavory things LIKE MINT TAFFY!
Anyway, our boss used to have this, let's call him MISTER LACKEY-PANTS! This is the guy who will succeed my boss if my boss gets promoted or fired.
Under usual circumstances.
For my boss, last week, had an argument with the lesser of two PONIES, and decided to merge his position with another department - thus effectively giving him the boot!
Which led to my boss being UNEMPLOYED (
) for kicking out the guy who effectively runs the entire personell department (imagine the cat in charge of the PR department in Dilberg & Dogbert, and you're about there)
So now, we're effectively home free, due to our BANANA boss getting himself IN TROUBLE AGAIN!
Now we should get some actual order around my workplace! Looking forward to a brighter tomorrow already!!
So, to quote Tex: "Things're definitely lookin' up!"
-Fred
Edited for my future workplace safety. Thanks for the tip dude!
My boss got FIVE IN THE REAR for BEING HIMSELF. I won't name names, but I will refer to him as FILLED WITH SUNBEAMS, RAINBOWS, and a complete and utter ENJOYABLE PERSON TO BE AROUND! However, the reasons why him being LEFT BEHIND is a good thing are many and varied, but mostly because the guy is a HILARIOUS MAN. I DISLIKE my boss and so do all my co-workers. He's not a RED FIRETRUCK and he makes very TASTY BISCUITS, like downsizing shifts (which made my job statistically 82% harder and more pressed for time than it should be. Note that I say should and not need.) and other unsavory things LIKE MINT TAFFY!
Anyway, our boss used to have this, let's call him MISTER LACKEY-PANTS! This is the guy who will succeed my boss if my boss gets promoted or fired.
Under usual circumstances.
For my boss, last week, had an argument with the lesser of two PONIES, and decided to merge his position with another department - thus effectively giving him the boot!
Which led to my boss being UNEMPLOYED (
) for kicking out the guy who effectively runs the entire personell department (imagine the cat in charge of the PR department in Dilberg & Dogbert, and you're about there)So now, we're effectively home free, due to our BANANA boss getting himself IN TROUBLE AGAIN!
Now we should get some actual order around my workplace! Looking forward to a brighter tomorrow already!!
So, to quote Tex: "Things're definitely lookin' up!"
-Fred
Edited for my future workplace safety. Thanks for the tip dude!
