Unofficial Tex Murphy

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I had a good laugh

That was a good laugh... I can think of some other wording for the sign, but still a good laugh...
Hopefully she still dumped him... The only reason I could see a guy doing that is if the girl agreed to stay with him if he did it, so he goes and does it...


They had it on the news this past school year, a couple of different mother's made their kids stand on the corner of a busy intersection with a sign like that around their neck's that said something about them misbehaving in school or something... Made them do it for an hour every day for a month...

Hahaha that's awesome. Just goes to show, don't mess with the ladies. They will f**k you up! He should count himself lucky... a lot of women go for the scissors!

-Cub. =o)

the famous betty bobbit

you mean lorena.

Betty or Lorena, it still had to hurt!

yeah & everyone woman in the world used the same threat...............

Shortly after the Lorena Bobbit affair I had to have a double hernia surgery. Just before they knocked me out, a nurse came in. She said she had to shave the area were the surgery was to be performed. I don't have to tell you exactly where that is, but it is interesting to note that her name was Lorena. True story.

did you find out her name before or after the surgery.................

I am surprised you didn't ask for another nurse or asked to have your wife do it instead =P

j/k