WHY? A thread of insignificant mumbo-jumbo

I tried to eat the cookies in my internet history and just couldn't do it. WHY do they call them cookies?

If you walk longways on a side walk, WHY do they call it a SIDEwalk?

WHY are jumbo shrimp called that? Isn't that an oxy-moron?

Can y'all come up with more WHYs?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Why do we Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways???

Why is it that a Stewardess or a Captain will welcome you to a place they themselves are just getting to???
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Why can't women do their mascara with their eyes closed?

-Cub. =o)
why do men leave the toilet seat up
Lynne
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plumgas wrote:why do men leave the toilet seat up

I don't :D
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
freepizza wrote:
plumgas wrote:why do men leave the toilet seat up

I don't :D
I don't either, I have one of those Auto-Shut lids...


But on that topic:

Why Can't Women Look Before They Sit???
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why are we doing this
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
plumgas wrote:why are we doing this
Because time spent fishing may not be deducted from a man's life.

-Cub. =o)
Why is such a significant question word such as why only three letters long?
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MikeRicksecker wrote:Why is such a significant question word such as why only three letters long?
And Why does such an important word like Why not have an official Vowel, only a part-timer...
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?? plumgas is a woman?

I'm kind of embarrassed now... this isn't the first time I made this mistake.

Although I kind of am still making an assumption based on what was said.

Why do people assume??

Someone enlighten me, so I am no longer making and ass out of you and me.
Matt
Why????
On my trip to the post office today. I've seen the person who owns this before, but oh my why?


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Don't open that door!



Oh and to answer the question Baf, because its dark and you're half asleep in the middle of the night when you get up to pee, and turning on the light can disrupt your circadian rhythm's. Of course, so can falling into the toilet . :evil: That might lead you to be smothered with a pillow (or stabbed) :twisted: by upset partner.
So Hold It... lol

I haven't gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom since I was a kid...


What is all that in the back of that car???
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Its piles and piles and probably hundreds of pounds of stacked paper and junk mail.
And I thought I let my car get bad... That's just LAZY...
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