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If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 10, 2009 • 6:53 am
by emanymton
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What are fog horns made of?
~@:o?
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Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 10, 2009 • 11:28 am
by GarySogar
If athletes get athlete's foot what do astronauts get?. . .
Mistletoe! (missle toe, get it?)
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 10, 2009 • 2:29 pm
by Bafitis
Why do we Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways???
Nice one Gary, I'm gonna use that...
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 10, 2009 • 7:11 pm
by GarySogar
Why is the speed limit in school zones 20 mph? Isn't that a perfect cruising speed for pedophiles?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 10, 2009 • 7:55 pm
by Bafitis
It's 25 around here...
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 11, 2009 • 7:14 am
by netroam
If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 11, 2009 • 4:30 pm
by Bafitis
netroam wrote:If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
Are you really going to put Headlights on a Vehicle that travels that fast???
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 12, 2009 • 12:50 am
by Joel
If somebody who plays piano is referred to as a pianist, does that make somebody who runs races a racist?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 12, 2009 • 1:22 pm
by GarySogar
Why are they called "apartments?" Aren't they all connected?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 12, 2009 • 2:54 pm
by Demonlawyer
What are greenhouses made of?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 12, 2009 • 10:34 pm
by GarySogar
netroam wrote:If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
Alternative: If I travel faster than the speed of light and turn around, would I see myself coming?
Re: If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,
Posted: December 13, 2009 • 10:36 am
by Fred Buer
Technically you would see yourself leaving. Actually you would bleed matter and be dead from the acceleration, but that's another story.
If I fall and scruff up my knees, would that be the asphalt?
-Fred
(You know, as-fault?)