Chuck Norris, Honourary Texas Ranger

Thought you all might find this amusing.

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Some Chuck Norris facts courtesy of http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ind all of the Chuck Norris Facts listed below. Click on one of the facts to have it printed on a shirt.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can make tears cry

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, he collects 200$ every time he passes a corner.

I before E except after Chuck

Chuck Norris once drowned a fish underwater.

Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just goes to hell and regroups.

Chuck Norris doesn't send facebook friend requests, he sends friend demands.

When Google can't find it, THEY NORRIS IT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That's right. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.
Matt
I support the decision but I can't believe Chuck Norris is like 70. With all the stunts he did for Walker Texas Ranger I'd think he'd be a lot younger.
I've meet people who've been doing martial arts most of their lives. It keeps them in fantastic shape. Regular exercise is good for you and keeps you young.

Jackie Chan is 56 and still kicking ass.
Samantha


Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.