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Congratulations

I just wanted to congratulate 84 year old Hugh Heffner on his marriage to 24 year old Crystal Harris.
...I notice you didn't congratulate her.

-Fred
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That's not how Gervais said it. :lol:
Depends, I'll congratulate her once I get a look at the Prenup and his Will... :lol:
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Suggested plan for Hugh Heffner.

Prenup - Crystal Harris get nothing
Will - Crystal Harris gets $10,000.
Well then I'm not congratulating her... Apparently she didn't do enough to get him to lighten up any...
She got more just for being the centerfold...
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