My initial caluclations have that at 12 quintillion meters or 12 quadrillion kilometers, a length I can't even begin to imagine.Jim the old guy wrote:Literally! Our area was dumped on last night and we awoke to 9 inches of snow (that's like 12 quaddrillion millimeters for you other folks). If that's not bad enough we also had some high winds and some of the drifts - like the ones in my driveway - are two feet deep! (That's like a million times 12 quaddrillion millimeters for you other folks.)
Now for the good news.....no work today! I can stay at home and catch up on my posting here and playing games there.
There's a roof over every doorway. Beyond that we have excellent plow services, and we shovel snow on an olympic level.
-Fred
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
No worries Jim. We've adapted to the climate over the years. Though I'm having a hard time understanding our forefathers who settled here.
"Yes! It's a rocky windblown lump of jagged mountain situated so far north our toes fall off unless we wear boots. The snow will cover the land 8 months a year. Hurricane winds can rip up and down a major part of our coastline. When it doesn't snow, it rains. When it doesn't rain, there's fog. When there's neither, we'll call it 'summer' and fool ourselves! We run the risk of either being blown to sea or buried in snow! It's PERFECT! Start building! ...And Ragnar, please invent the snowplow!"
On the upside, we have no volcanoes, no earthquakes, no tornadoes, no monsoons, no tsunamis, no killer insects or spiders, no dangerous carnivores except maybe the five bears that still live up a mountain and the one pack of wolves in the zoo. We have mosquitos and wasps and some harmless snakes and a badger nobody's seen in fifteen years. The most common woodland creatures to be wary of is the elk and the drunken hunter who wants elk-meat. I don't think that's enough to complain, so I won't.
Also, there's me.
-Fred
"Yes! It's a rocky windblown lump of jagged mountain situated so far north our toes fall off unless we wear boots. The snow will cover the land 8 months a year. Hurricane winds can rip up and down a major part of our coastline. When it doesn't snow, it rains. When it doesn't rain, there's fog. When there's neither, we'll call it 'summer' and fool ourselves! We run the risk of either being blown to sea or buried in snow! It's PERFECT! Start building! ...And Ragnar, please invent the snowplow!"
On the upside, we have no volcanoes, no earthquakes, no tornadoes, no monsoons, no tsunamis, no killer insects or spiders, no dangerous carnivores except maybe the five bears that still live up a mountain and the one pack of wolves in the zoo. We have mosquitos and wasps and some harmless snakes and a badger nobody's seen in fifteen years. The most common woodland creatures to be wary of is the elk and the drunken hunter who wants elk-meat. I don't think that's enough to complain, so I won't.
Also, there's me.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Well, those do occur. But not enough or big enough to mention. So... Yeah.
-Fred
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
come live at the west coast fred 
and leave your plow behind 