Best Christmas cracker jokes | Unofficial Tex Murphy

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December 16, 2011 • 1:45 am

Ok, so Christmas cracker jokes are always rubbish, but who out there has them at Christmas and if so, what are the jokes you have inside them?

Here are a few I've had...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

What type of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom

What is ET short for?
Because he has little legs

and my favourite (so far)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

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December 16, 2011 • 8:49 am

Heard all of those. They may be corny, but I still crack a smile.

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December 16, 2011 • 12:27 pm

Why did the cat take computer lessons?

So it could get ahold of a mouse.

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December 16, 2011 • 5:13 pm

go jason

damm now we have opened the door for fred's sick ones

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December 16, 2011 • 8:37 pm

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December 16, 2011 • 8:53 pm

LOL

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