Unofficial Tex Murphy

The Chris Jones had opened a pizza place in my old small town. He was using it as a promotional tool for the game.

I asked him why he would open up a pizza shop. "Eh I don't know. Just kind of felt like it."

The pizza was pretty good.

Okay, I'm sure the others are thinking it - were they free?

Did you buy one?

What flavours were they doing? One of Louie's inventions or something a little more norm(al)?

Paying for it wasn't a part of the dream, so I guess we could assume it was on the house. I just got a cheese pizza, and we got an extra one with onions. It was REALLY loaded up with onions, almost didn't think there was any cheese on it.

Check your brain for P333.

-Fred

Ah, could dig a Slice of Heaven. However, a Brew and Stew would be better. There's the perfect place for it to open in my area too. A local diner here went under, next to a single screen moie theater. If I had the money, I'd buy it and name it after Louie's.

I had a dream I met the woman of ... my dreams. We were walking down the sidewalk, talking and laughing, and then my alarm clock went off.

And I was sad.

i once wrote a poem just about that

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I had a dream I met the woman of ... my dreams. We were walking down the sidewalk, talking and laughing, and then my alarm clock went off.

And I was sad.

Don't be sad, it just means its a new day to go out there and find her, if there is anything we have learn't recently is that dreams can come true and that we can make them happen despite all the challenges in our way

Mac wrote:

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I had a dream I met the woman of ... my dreams. We were walking down the sidewalk, talking and laughing, and then my alarm clock went off.

And I was sad.

Don't be sad, it just means its a new day to go out there and find her, if there is anything we have learn't recently is that dreams can come true and that we can make them happen despite all the challenges in our way

Thanks for the diabetes Mac.

You see the first part of fixing that dream is finding her. I'm pretty sure she doesn't exist. See, I learned something about women today at work. When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. No, this is their polite way of telling you "change what the hell you just said now". Do not under any circumstances repeat the thing you said again.

I'm way too blunt. I got in trouble the other day because I said "Hey have you lost weight?" Her reply "Yes, about 55 pounds" ... my reply "I can tell, you're not all fat when you bend over to pick something up anymore" ...

Someone help me, or deliver a manual. I'm doing it wrong. And to think, I SINCERELY thought I was giving her a compliment.

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:You see the first part of fixing that dream is finding her. I'm pretty sure she doesn't exist. See, I learned something about women today at work. When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. No, this is their polite way of telling you "change what the hell you just said now". Do not under any circumstances repeat the thing you said again.

I'm way too blunt. I got in trouble the other day because I said "Hey have you lost weight?" Her reply "Yes, about 55 pounds" ... my reply "I can tell, you're not all fat when you bend over to pick something up anymore" ...

Someone help me, or deliver a manual. I'm doing it wrong. And to think, I SINCERELY thought I was giving her a compliment.

You just need the woman who appreciates that kind of straight talk.

Someone help me, or deliver a manual. I'm doing it wrong. And to think, I SINCERELY thought I was giving her a compliment.

Haha. Funny guy. Where do you perform your standup act?

Men are like tricycles. A simplistic design with a relatively simple user interface. Not a whole lot can go wrong.

Women are like space shuttles. Two hundred thousand moving parts filled with electrical wiring and unstable explosive chemicals.

Both gender's sides have simple and complex features to them, but those features rarely overlap, and only among certain individuals.

Usually, when two such individuals meet, they create a third

Humans are so fascinating. I bet the entire reason aliens don't contact us is because we're a lot more fun when left alone to our own devices.

Or maybe we just live out in the sticks.

-Fred

azalea_k wrote:

Someone help me, or deliver a manual. I'm doing it wrong. And to think, I SINCERELY thought I was giving her a compliment.

Haha. Funny guy. Where do you perform your standup act?

Whhhhat?! Eyyyyyyyyy!


And Fred, I don't know if I can stomach the fact that you just compared our gender to a tricycle. We're much more comple ... oooh piece of candy *walks off*

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I don't know if I can stomach the fact that you just compared our gender to a tricycle... *ride off*

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