Unofficial Tex Murphy

YOU FOOL! DIDN'T YOU READ THE TITLE!?!?

Now you're going to be subjected to random movie one-liners without the movies being named!

Now see what you've gone and done? Some of the more intelligent members of the community, they didn't click the link, and they're off doing more ... intelligent things. But no ... here you are... stuck once again reading this garbage Malloy churns out. Why do you do this to yourself?

"I wanna say one word to you, just one word. Are you listening? Plastics."

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

"I'm saying .. that when the president does it .. it's NOT illegal"

"Whaddya say, are we all gonna get married?"
"All of us?"
"All of us!"
"But that's Bigamy!"
"Yes, that's Big of me too."

"I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!"

"I CAN'T SWIM!"
LMFAO ... "what are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!"

"Will you relax? You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out"

"What ... knockers ..."
"Oh .. thank you doctor"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

You're still reading? Care to make any guesses? How about lines of your own?

I got Jaws and Planet of the Apes.
I sort of remembered some others (like the mad as hell one) but not the name of the movie.

The bigamy one is a different film but it made me think of the Tiny Toons movie How I Spent My Vacation:

Buster: I can't marry all three of your daughters; that's bigamy!
Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o' ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... SLg#t=296s

I didn't click the thread. I accessed it by the url location.

"mad as hell" is from Network.

"I'm saying .. that when the president does it .. it's NOT illegal" is from Nixon.

"I CAN'T SWIM!"
LMFAO ... "what are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!" is from Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid.

"What ... knockers ..." "Oh .. thank you doctor" is from Young Frankenstein.

"I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!" is from Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

The othes I don't know (well, yeah, I do know the Jaws and Planet of the Apes ones, but not the others).

In order:

The Graduate
Network
Jaws
Nixon?(guess)
Animal Crackers
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Not sure
Young Frankenstein
Planet of the Apes

My Turn:

"What Am I supposed to do? Put out an APB for a man who looks like the Devil? Answers to the name of Lucifer? I suppose he's got two ****ing horns sticking out of his head? Yeah, a long ****ing tail?" (very obscure)

"There is nothing wrong with my eye. I am a partial ocular albino. I have perfect 20/20 vision in both eyes."

"Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"Wonder what?"
"Whether she's naked under that toga. She's French, you know that, don't you?"

"I'm Brian and so's my wife!"

"Put that animal down!"
"Why?"
"We're gonna kill it."
"You monsters, why would you want to kill a poor deenseless little kitten!?"
"Kitten? That ain't no kitten, lady!"
"That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat!"

"They're going to kill ya with no hard feelings."
"And you're gonna sit there and let 'em do it!"

"They call me MISTER Tibbs!"

"Wings? But I don't have wings."
"Of course not. You're a boy."

"I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you."

The damnedest thing is she was twice the man of anyone else in the village, and now she's twice the woman."
"Would that I was as clever as her father."

"But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohhhh....I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."

Trilaan wrote:"Wings? But I don't have wings."
"Of course not. You're a boy."

The Dark Crystal

Shame the sequel (Power of the Dark Crystal) recently got cancelled (well funding pulled and out of production after a very slow pre-production). Though I was a bit skeptical how well it would of gone plotwise I was looking forward to it, I have the artbook for the original Dark Crystal and there is a lot of unused material which could be used to expand upon the world.

"I'm Brian and so's my wife!"

Monty Python's Life of Brian

"But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohhhh....I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."

Some Like It Hot

Trilaan wrote: "I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you."

That would be Leslie Neilsen in Airplane!

"Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the city of the angels. And you haven't got any wings."

One of my favorite noir quotes of all time.

-Fred

Trilaan wrote: "Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"Wonder what?"
"Whether she's naked under that toga. She's French, you know that, don't you?"

Now that's gotta be the ghostbusters talking about the statue of liberty right there. I always loved how they controlled her with a nes arcade stick. My friend had one of those back in the day.

Also you guys *have* to see this compilation of movie insults. Be prepared to have your ears assaulted by LOTS of movieland profanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

*BUZZZZZ* The correct answer was Ghostbusters 2, you must be specific. And I'm a jerk.

AWWW DAMN ...

Cmon, I had the scene right at least

Funny how the word Toga in it made me think Animal House, good thing I thought about it.

Oh and Fred. I believe that's L.A. Confidential. Oscar nominated flick the critics didn't really care for. I always thought the Oscars was just a sham to get more money out of films that flopped out in the box office. If you ever seen the US Box office numbers, its funny how Oscar nominated films that never broke the top ten all of a sudden show up in the weeks after the nominations are out.

But in this instance, I disagree. L.A. Confidential was a pretty good flick.

Trilaan wrote:
"What Am I supposed to do? Put out an APB for a man who looks like the Devil? Answers to the name of Lucifer? I suppose he's got two ****ing horns sticking out of his head? Yeah, a long ****ing tail?" (very obscure)


."

Thats from Split Second. Kinda liked that movie

That is correct. One of the best modern noir films made.

-Fred

Mrsemme wrote:
Thats from Split Second. Kinda liked that movie

You are amazing and it's one of my favorite little action movies. In honor of getting it right, you will receive a great, big, F***ING gun and some chocolate. Sorry, don't have Kim Cattrall's phone #.

"And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile!"