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Rub some bacon on it.

LOL!! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
Matt
:D

Sounds like good advice :mrgreen:
what's next
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
I was having a rough time getting my dog to take his heart meds, and I must say this worked wonders.

However my girl and I are still broke up. Rubbing bacon on her only seemed to exacerbate the problem.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
LOL!
Matt
However my girl and I are still broke up. Rubbing bacon on her only seemed to exacerbate the problem.
Doh! You're not supposed to rub it on her; you're supposed to rub it on yourself, to attract her.
But, what if she's a vegetarian?

Hammerhead
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Where is this thread going? It sounds interesting now; what will tomorrow hold?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Hammerhead wrote:But, what if she's a vegetarian?
Oh, my friend, you completely miss the point. This is B A C O N!!! There is no such thing as a bacon vegetarian. :D
Jim the old guy wrote:what will tomorrow hold?
More bacon.

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(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
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I know of an American invention called Baconnaisse.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I believe there is also bacon-flavored vodka and bacon-flavored ice cream.
My favorite has to be the invention of the Mmmmvelopes. Envelopes with bacon-flavored glue.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
One thing that I think would be good that I haven't seen yet in the market is Bacon Popcorn!