The BLT

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato anyone :-) mmmm?

No?
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
I'm reminded of the "put some bacon on it thread" that wasn't posted too long ago. However I see bacon as something very unhealthy for you, so I pass on the BLTs.
No tomato for me; diverticulitis. But the B & L sounds delicious!
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How about a nice dagwood instead then, Jim?

-Fred
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