Just though I would pass on this message I read recently:
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken wi! th only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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-Cub. =o)
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken wi! th only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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-Cub. =o)
I think that's how I got trapped by my current lady.
On a side point, here in England they're talking about changing the law so if you sleep with a woman while she is drunk, even if she says yes, you can still both wake up in the morning and she can still claim you raped her.
No doubt someone will see sense pretty quickly and put a stop to that - after all, most of us meet women when we've had a few drinks and some nights together can be drunken ones. How scary would it be to be facing a rape charge the next day.
On a side point, here in England they're talking about changing the law so if you sleep with a woman while she is drunk, even if she says yes, you can still both wake up in the morning and she can still claim you raped her.
No doubt someone will see sense pretty quickly and put a stop to that - after all, most of us meet women when we've had a few drinks and some nights together can be drunken ones. How scary would it be to be facing a rape charge the next day.
Things like the post at the top of this thread, along with naked lady mudflaps and license plate frames, lead me to believe that some men want to spend their lives bitter and alone.
I can not even describe how hurtful and unfunny this paragraph is to me.At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Let me elaborate on this a little more. (now that I've had a suitable cooling off period)
I know it was posted as a jest, but you got to understand that not everyone is going to find it funny.
I'm not asking anyone to self censor, it's still a free country to most of us, (wherever we are), but be prepared to accept the fact that someone might want to give to a big cyber smack upside your head for your troubles.
I know it was posted as a jest, but you got to understand that not everyone is going to find it funny.
I'm not asking anyone to self censor, it's still a free country to most of us, (wherever we are), but be prepared to accept the fact that someone might want to give to a big cyber smack upside your head for your troubles.
Well yeah, it is a joke. But I respect your opinion Jen.
However its easy to fix - just change "male" to person. And "men" to people.
Afterall it can apply to either gender.
(Not that its true, but keeping things neutral I guess allows the 'joke' to relate to more people)
But nothing to take seriously... well OK, I lie, I did take it seriously. Reading the first couple of lines I thought it was about some new drug being reffered to with a euhpanism (if thats the correct term).
What? I'm tired. 
However its easy to fix - just change "male" to person. And "men" to people.
Afterall it can apply to either gender.
(Not that its true, but keeping things neutral I guess allows the 'joke' to relate to more people)But nothing to take seriously... well OK, I lie, I did take it seriously. Reading the first couple of lines I thought it was about some new drug being reffered to with a euhpanism (if thats the correct term).
What? I'm tired. (Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Last edited by GarySogar on March 09, 2006 • 7:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Well, considering the previous posts. let me add. . .
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POST IS MEANT PURELY IN JEST AND HUMOR. NO TRUE DISRESPECT OF WOMEN IN GENERAL OR MY WIFE IN PARTICULAR IS INTENDED. I LOVE MY WIFE DEEPLY AND SINCERELY. MY BEER, TOO. . .
Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman
You can enjoy a beer all night long.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You can have a beer in public.
When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
A beer is always satisfying.
A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A beer does not come with in-laws. (Hey! I love my inlaws!)
No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
Beer won't drive you to drink.
You can shoot a beer.
A beer chaser is easier to catch.
You don't need a license to live with a beer.
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
The word commitment means nothing to beer.
With beer there is no need to fake it.
Great beer is easy to find.
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POST IS MEANT PURELY IN JEST AND HUMOR. NO TRUE DISRESPECT OF WOMEN IN GENERAL OR MY WIFE IN PARTICULAR IS INTENDED. I LOVE MY WIFE DEEPLY AND SINCERELY. MY BEER, TOO. . .
Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman
You can enjoy a beer all night long.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You can have a beer in public.
When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
A beer is always satisfying.
A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A beer does not come with in-laws. (Hey! I love my inlaws!)
No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
Beer won't drive you to drink.
You can shoot a beer.
A beer chaser is easier to catch.
You don't need a license to live with a beer.
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
The word commitment means nothing to beer.
With beer there is no need to fake it.
Great beer is easy to find.
And, just to balance the scales. . .
Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man
You can always tell from the wrapping what kind of chocolate you're picking up.
Chocolate can't cheat on you.
Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, not embarrassing.
Chocolate never has issues with its mother.
You don't have to shower afterwards.
Chocolate doesn't go bitter if you don't feel like chocolate.
Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man
You can always tell from the wrapping what kind of chocolate you're picking up.
Chocolate can't cheat on you.
Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, not embarrassing.
Chocolate never has issues with its mother.
You don't have to shower afterwards.
Chocolate doesn't go bitter if you don't feel like chocolate.
Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
I have been officially cyber-slapped.Jen wrote:Let me elaborate on this a little more. (now that I've had a suitable cooling off period)
I know it was posted as a jest, but you got to understand that not everyone is going to find it funny.
I'm not asking anyone to self censor, it's still a free country to most of us, (wherever we are), but be prepared to accept the fact that someone might want to give to a big cyber smack upside your head for your troubles.
My apologies, Jen. It was not my intent to insult you... so I apologise if you found my post in bad taste.
To me, humour is humour... and as long it is dont in jest it is fine. That means that I can even appreciate comments aimed at me if they are in good humour... espcially if they are from a friend. But I guess assuming that all people see the wrold this way is rather selfish.
Either way, take is as it is, I don't expect everyone to laugh at my humour (and have the scars to prove it)
-Cub. =o)
And, just to balance the scales further. . .GarySogar wrote:And, just to balance the scales. . .
Why Tetris Is Better Than Everyone
You can enjoy Tetris all night long.
You don't have to wine and dine Tetris.
A Tetris will wait in the car while you go and play football.
Tetris is never late.
Tetris doesn't get jealous when you grab another version of Tetris.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up Tetris (as long as you brought along a portable version
).Tetris never has a headache.
Tetris won't get upset if you come home and have another game of Tetris.
You can have more than one game of Tetris in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share Tetris with your friends, if you got a multiplayer version.
You can have a game of Tetris in public.
When you're interrupted by a game of Tetris it's for a good reason.
A game of Tetris is always satisfying.
Tetris does not come with in-laws. (Hey! I love my inlaws!)
No matter what the package, Tetris still looks good (well, it's usually just shapes...).
To cool off a game of Tetris, all you have to do is switch the game system off.
The only thing Tetris tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom, eat, sleep etc. (depending on how addicted you get).
You are never embarrassed about the version of Tetris you bring to a gaming party (usually...).
Its okay to leave a gaming party with a different verion of Tetris than the one you brought.
Tetris won't drive you to drink.
You can shoot Tetris (watch out for the sparks though).
A Tetris block is easier to catch.
You don't need a license to live with Tetris.
Tetris won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
Tetris doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Tetris is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
You never have to promise to respect Tetris in the morning.
You can put all your old versions of Tetris together in one room and they won't fight.
The word commitment means nothing to Tetris.
With Tetris there is no need to fake it.
You can always tell from the box cover which version of Tetris you're picking up.
Tetris can't cheat on you.
Tetris doesn't freak out when you go out with people.
Tetris never has issues with its mother.
You don't have to shower afterwards (unless you got addicted and played 24/7 for 3 weeks).
Tetris doesn't go bitter if you don't feel like having a game of Tetris.
Tetris is mentally stimulating.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off Tetris.
Good Tetris is easy to find.
Which Tetris version doesn't matter; it's always good, as long as it's still got those fundamental game basics!
Tetris doesn't make you pregnant.
Tetris is more than happy if you're a 'player'.
What am I doing here talking to you people? I should be playing Tetris!
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Cubase wrote:Just though I would pass on this message I read recently:
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken wi! th only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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-Cub. =o)
Cub, you are real joker! "Predators"! Here is my advise: ALWAYS pour drinks by yourself. When you poured the drink, WATCH your drink. If you have doubts, switch the glasses and make your girlfriend to drink.I am expirienced drinker. I am drinking since 16 years of old. I did drink almost all drinks: weak, medium and strong. Even bourbon! It named "Four Roses". 47% of alcohol.
Remember my advice, Cub and you won't be sorry.
Alex.
Truly yours,
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).
I need to go watch that documentary I have off the TV "Tetris: From Russia with Love" regarding its political history etc. Then I know for certain I'll read your words with a greater sense of enlightment... or some such stuff...i'm_melting_i'm_melting wrote:Ah, Tetris... Bringing people together and uniting mankind since the cold war.
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
OR - switch to water. Or chocolate milk. Or even prunejuice (whoa!)
Nothing like a lil' prunejuice to jumpstart the day. Not to mention your internal system. Like a onboard boat-engine, you'll go PBRRRRRRRRRT!!
Which, y'know, is preferrable to going "OHMIGOSH what happened last night? Where am I!? Who're you!? Why am I chained to this penguin??"
Just a personal preference.
-Fred
Nothing like a lil' prunejuice to jumpstart the day. Not to mention your internal system. Like a onboard boat-engine, you'll go PBRRRRRRRRRT!!
Which, y'know, is preferrable to going "OHMIGOSH what happened last night? Where am I!? Who're you!? Why am I chained to this penguin??"
Just a personal preference.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!