**TEXCOMP 2006 (Round TWO): Practise Thread

Practise Thread for all caption entries for round TWO. Feel free to post as many captions as you want, as they will not count towards your final entry.

When you are ready to submit your final ONE entry, please go to the Official Thread to post it.


Here is the image (from The Pandora Directive):



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Have Fun!
"Tex, i think rubbing up against your beard has started a small fire on my cheek"
I gots a webcomic! http://yetanothercomic.com
As much as I love her, I wish she wouldn't always whisper tantalizingly why my last chess move will invariably lead to checkmate in five.
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other...uh
TEX : "Oh i hope this isnt just another dream that will end in desaster"
Live is too short to waste it make sure its with the one u love !
MAIL : [email protected]
My fantasy has finally come true! My old teddy bear, a hot cup of cocoa, and a beautiful mutant "mom" who will get me whatever I want when I cry.
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other...uh
Oh my God...Chelsee...your mutation...you have two heads, and one of them is MINE!
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other...uh
Chelsea:"You know Tex, when I hold your head against my ear, I can hear the ocean!"

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Chelsea:"You know Tex, that's not a gun in my pocket.....that's my mutation!"
Tex:"AARGH! AARRGGH! AAARRRGGGH!"

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Tex:"Oh crap I'm being jumped from behind....not again!"
C: Would you like to investigate my privates tonight?
T: Hmmm

Edit: It's not something Chelsea would say, so I figured I had to go with something else for the competition.