TEX MURPHY ROUND THREE CAPTION CONTEST PRACTICE THREAD!!!!!!
Posted: April 21, 2006 • 9:34 pm
Go wild!!!!
uakmp
Go wild!!!!
uakmp
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TEX MURPHY ROUND THREE CAPTION CONTEST PRACTICE THREAD!!!!!!
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Go wild!!!!
uakmp
Posted: April 22, 2006 • 12:05 am
Quote 1
Tex: The guy who sold me this blow up doll told me it would "help" me with my love life. But I can't get it to work.
Quote 2
Tex: Now how on earth do I get this thing to work ...
Quote 3
Well the good news is I found half the reason for all that noise last night. The bad news is, the other half was Nilo.
Quote 4
Tex: I better call Mac Malden. He's got more experience with these kinds of victims.
Quote 5:
And then tex realized that CPR was just a silly idea.
Quote 6:
Tex: "You've lost weight baby. And to believe, last night I called you an old bag of hot air."
Quote 7:
Tex: "Well this gives a whole new meaning to damaged goods."
Quote 8:
Tex: "MOM?!"
Quote 9:
Tex had rushed to her aid as quickly as he could, only to realize it *wasnt* Sylvia.
Quote 10:
And then Tex realized that his bourbon drinking had gotten just a little bit out of control.
Tex: The guy who sold me this blow up doll told me it would "help" me with my love life. But I can't get it to work.
Quote 2
Tex: Now how on earth do I get this thing to work ...
Quote 3
Well the good news is I found half the reason for all that noise last night. The bad news is, the other half was Nilo.
Quote 4
Tex: I better call Mac Malden. He's got more experience with these kinds of victims.
Quote 5:
And then tex realized that CPR was just a silly idea.
Quote 6:
Tex: "You've lost weight baby. And to believe, last night I called you an old bag of hot air."
Quote 7:
Tex: "Well this gives a whole new meaning to damaged goods."
Quote 8:
Tex: "MOM?!"
Quote 9:
Tex had rushed to her aid as quickly as he could, only to realize it *wasnt* Sylvia.
Quote 10:
And then Tex realized that his bourbon drinking had gotten just a little bit out of control.
Oh my GOD!!!
Posted: April 22, 2006 • 8:32 am
Mr. Malloy..... you made me choke on my breakfast!!!
Your offical entry is Hilarious!!!
Jen
Your offical entry is Hilarious!!!
Jen
Posted: April 22, 2006 • 9:12 pm
Appreciate the regonition, I do. I like used every brain cell to come up with that one. The first ten were like practice lines. But again, thanks ... 
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 10:05 am
"Some like it hot, some like it cold. I like it with a doll 9 days old."
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 3:07 pm
Jim, I htink I just threw up alittle... lol good oneJim the old guy wrote:"Some like it hot, some like it cold. I like it with a doll 9 days old."