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Well, some time back, good ol' faithful "Blue" howled one too many times. In a fit of a drunken stupor, at my wits end (and there are not many wits left), I grabbed the closest thing and swung at Blue's head. Needless to say, I was aghast when I saw the end result. But, Blue is faihful as faithful could be and he just refused to die. Good news: he doesn't howl any more. Course, taking him for a walk is about much fun as I can get nowadays. People just stare but can't find anything to say. What about you guys? Any thoughts?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
bring's a whole new meaning to the line "Doggy style"
That sure is a cutting edge way to get your point across, Jim. Although I'm sure you'll agree, it wasn't very slice!
-Fred
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
All right, I'm just going to cut in here. You guys are wounding me with all these feeble attempts at cutthroat humor. You can't just graze the surface by taking a quick jab at it. You've got to really skewer the point home, know what I mean? I don't mean to chop off anyone's head about this... but seriously, I'd carve through all the competition, slash you boys up like franks in beans.
So quit taking a stab at it.
Jen
So quit taking a stab at it.
Jen
