Beefcake

Beefcake!

::pause for dramatic effect::

Weight gain 4000 is helping me bulk up. BEEFCAKE!
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
I'd rather some Cadbury Chocolate Gateau cake. :)
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Funny you should mention that. Every year I make an insane birthday cake for somebody, and each year it has to be crazier than the last. This year, on top of everything else I did (multiple layers, various fruit fillings) I put Cadbury Caramel eggs inside.

You see, I thought they would melt and that the caramel, now liquified, would get absorbed into the cake. Not so. In fact, they didn't melt at all, really, and I was left with a cake that had 5 pockets of gooey caramel inside it. Granted, this was still good, just not what I'd hoped for.
Cake ... Weight gain 4000 ... different things, same different principle. I say go for it! And then you can look like me!

BEEFCAKE!
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.