A weekend per month? Um....ever talked to a woman about that?
Cause you are a wee bit misguided here. 3-5 days of fun, plus the 2-5 days of hormones gone wild, swelling and poor mood preamble known as PMS.
So yeah. You bet if it was something men got, they'd be working on a cure faster than you can say Viagra.
But...I'm not bitter, you know!
Ps....and speaking of Viagra, say hello to our newest Member!!!
The newest registered user is VIAGRA-CIALIS
Our newest member is a little stiff, but you'd all know better than I!!!
Cause you are a wee bit misguided here. 3-5 days of fun, plus the 2-5 days of hormones gone wild, swelling and poor mood preamble known as PMS.
So yeah. You bet if it was something men got, they'd be working on a cure faster than you can say Viagra.
But...I'm not bitter, you know!
Ps....and speaking of Viagra, say hello to our newest Member!!!
The newest registered user is VIAGRA-CIALIS
Our newest member is a little stiff, but you'd all know better than I!!!
Seeing as I am a force of jollyness and levity on this board, I will now calmly and casually utilize my position to imply that to you, dear Jen, that you just set yourself up for the CHEAP-SHOT OF THE MILLENIUM. <coughs>
Ofc we're all tasteful, subtle, polite and well-mannered here, so we will do our best not to take advantage of the afore-mentioned discount-argument.
I know what you meant by that little added joke at the end of your post there, but... c'mon... You have to see the double-innuendo there?
I'll just end up saying you made me laugh - twice
-Fred
Ofc we're all tasteful, subtle, polite and well-mannered here, so we will do our best not to take advantage of the afore-mentioned discount-argument.
I know what you meant by that little added joke at the end of your post there, but... c'mon... You have to see the double-innuendo there?
I'll just end up saying you made me laugh - twice
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I said DOUBLE innuendo... Geez, you guys didn't even get it
To spell it out for you, Jen said "Our newest member is a little stiff, but you'd all know better than I!!!"
Using assumption I can now go on to take the cheap shot she set up with "Oh yeah Jen, been so long since last time, you've forgotten what stiff feels like?" (or similar..)
There. I spelled it out for you. The cheap shot I was sure EVERYONE was gonna take.
Disclaimer: This has been an effort to show what cheap shot there was, and in no way harming to our dear Jen. Thank you.
-Fred
PS: I only hope someone'll laugh at this, since laughter is the only force I wield. If I spark a census here, please feel free to shut me down like a robot gone haywire.
PPS: I so seldom get to use the word 'haywire' in a conversation.
To spell it out for you, Jen said "Our newest member is a little stiff, but you'd all know better than I!!!"
Using assumption I can now go on to take the cheap shot she set up with "Oh yeah Jen, been so long since last time, you've forgotten what stiff feels like?" (or similar..)
There. I spelled it out for you. The cheap shot I was sure EVERYONE was gonna take.
Disclaimer: This has been an effort to show what cheap shot there was, and in no way harming to our dear Jen. Thank you.
-Fred
PS: I only hope someone'll laugh at this, since laughter is the only force I wield. If I spark a census here, please feel free to shut me down like a robot gone haywire.
PPS: I so seldom get to use the word 'haywire' in a conversation.
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I'm not retreating from this discussion. I'm advancing in reverse!
(Ten bonus points to whoever recognizes that line!)
And coincidentally, that's all he wrote!
-Fred
(Ten bonus points to whoever recognizes that line!)
And coincidentally, that's all he wrote!
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
