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Tell me something. What is the original answer to the original riddle "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

I've always been curious about what the answer would be.

-Fred
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"To get to the other side."

I never thought the original joke was very funny.
Samantha


Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Is that it? I've heard that version too, but there's so many answers out there that any one could be the original for all I know.

The one I've preferred so far is; "To see Gregory Peck."

-Fred
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now the sick jokes are coming out, or should I say "the sick fred jokes" :lol:
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
plumgas wrote:now the sick jokes are coming out, or should I say "the sick fred jokes" :lol:
WARNING! SICK JOKE FOLLOWS!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
no that tops it as sick, sick, sick
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
The Indians capture a cowboy. they tell him he will die, but they feel sorry for him and will give him three wishes a day, and on the third day he will die. So the cowboy says he wants to see his horse. He whispers something in the horses ear, slaps him in the hind, and the horse takes off. Soon the horse comes back with a blond and the cowboy and blond go in the tent. " stupid cowboy" the indians say, " he's going to die and can only think of one thing!!" The second day, same thing, only this time the horse brings back a redhead... On the third day, the indians say, "ok Cowboy, third and final wish, then you die" Cowboy says, " I want to see my horse" So they bring his horse, cowboy leans over to whisper in horse's ear, then yells " P_O_S_S_E, Horse, I said P_O_S_S_E........
Look out, cause here comes some free advice:
walk in the sunshine, watch for the bright sun
be all those things you're able to be
you got to listen to the heavens
you got to try and understand
the greatness of their movement is as small as it is grand
try not to hurry, it's just not your worry
leave it to those all caught up in time
grateful908 wrote:The Indians capture a cowboy. they tell him he will die, but they feel sorry for him and will give him three wishes a day, and on the third day he will die. So the cowboy says he wants to see his horse. He whispers something in the horses ear, slaps him in the hind, and the horse takes off. Soon the horse comes back with a blond and the cowboy and blond go in the tent. " stupid cowboy" the indians say, " he's going to die and can only think of one thing!!" The second day, same thing, only this time the horse brings back a redhead... On the third day, the indians say, "ok Cowboy, third and final wish, then you die" Cowboy says, " I want to see my horse" So they bring his horse, cowboy leans over to whisper in horse's ear, then yells " P_O_S_S_E, Horse, I said P_O_S_S_E........
Now that's more like it... :lol:
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