Rub some bacon on it.

I was wondering what on earth this thread was about and I finally clicked it! Ahh, the yummy streaky kind of bacon too.

Here is some delightful bacon merchandise from one of my favorite stores:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisi ... on&x=0&y=0

A few items are: bacon soap, bacon lipbalm, bacon wrapping paper, and a bacon Christmas stocking since it's the holiday season.