Ye ole jokes thread. :D

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Cubase wrote:

GarySogar wrote:Is there another word for thesaurus?

Yep...

Bookofotherwordsandshit.



-Cub. =o)

I sweeeear, I passed that same joke a while back, and thought of the same exact word. That's creepy.

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I sweeeear, I passed that same joke a while back, and thought of the same exact word. That's creepy.

Well you know what they say: "Brilliant minds think alike"

...but then again, so do idiots.

-Cub. =o)

This is true!


Wait a minute ...

Are you implying ...

Naaaaah.

lol, I have no time to post anymore, but I always find some to laugh

this last one killed me

I tend to laugh to much at jokes like these...

These are great!

I'll add a couple i can remember that i love

- 2 men walked into a bar. The second guy should have seen it coming.

- Why do they bury lawyers six feet under? Because deep down they're good people.

Then there's those jokes from the nonsensical school of humour

- Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Cause its head was nailed to the floor.

- Why did Joe fall off his skateboard? Someone threw a fridge at him.

And to top it off, a really bad one i made up about a month or so ago

- What do you call a memory invoked by smell? Nostrilga.

- Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Cause its head was nailed to the floor.

- Why did Joe fall off his skateboard? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Are there some regional terms or jargon that one needs to know in order to appreciate these two jokes? I don't get them at all.

What do you call a guy with a shovel stuck in his head?

Doug

What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck in his head?

Douglas


-Cub. =o)

Are there some regional terms or jargon that one needs to know in order to appreciate these two jokes? I don't get them at all.

Nope, the only thing that makes them funny is they make no sense

What do you call a guy with a shovel stuck in his head?

Doug

What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck in his head?

Douglas

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in a pool?

Bob

What do you call a man laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call two guys without arms and legs hanging over your window?
--Curt 'n' Rod.

What do you call a guy without arms and legs water skiing?
-- Skip

What do you call a guy without arms and legs in a hot tub?
-- Stew (Stu)

What do you call a guy without arms and legs at your doorstep?
-- Matt

What do you call a guy without arms and legs hanging on your wall?
-- Art