Unofficial Tex Murphy

Tell me something. What is the original answer to the original riddle "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

I've always been curious about what the answer would be.

-Fred

"To get to the other side."

I never thought the original joke was very funny.

Is that it? I've heard that version too, but there's so many answers out there that any one could be the original for all I know.

The one I've preferred so far is; "To see Gregory Peck."

-Fred

now the sick jokes are coming out, or should I say "the sick fred jokes"

plumgas wrote:now the sick jokes are coming out, or should I say "the sick fred jokes"

WARNING! SICK JOKE FOLLOWS!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

no that tops it as sick, sick, sick

The Indians capture a cowboy. they tell him he will die, but they feel sorry for him and will give him three wishes a day, and on the third day he will die. So the cowboy says he wants to see his horse. He whispers something in the horses ear, slaps him in the hind, and the horse takes off. Soon the horse comes back with a blond and the cowboy and blond go in the tent. " stupid cowboy" the indians say, " he's going to die and can only think of one thing!!" The second day, same thing, only this time the horse brings back a redhead... On the third day, the indians say, "ok Cowboy, third and final wish, then you die" Cowboy says, " I want to see my horse" So they bring his horse, cowboy leans over to whisper in horse's ear, then yells " P_O_S_S_E, Horse, I said P_O_S_S_E........

grateful908 wrote:The Indians capture a cowboy. they tell him he will die, but they feel sorry for him and will give him three wishes a day, and on the third day he will die. So the cowboy says he wants to see his horse. He whispers something in the horses ear, slaps him in the hind, and the horse takes off. Soon the horse comes back with a blond and the cowboy and blond go in the tent. " stupid cowboy" the indians say, " he's going to die and can only think of one thing!!" The second day, same thing, only this time the horse brings back a redhead... On the third day, the indians say, "ok Cowboy, third and final wish, then you die" Cowboy says, " I want to see my horse" So they bring his horse, cowboy leans over to whisper in horse's ear, then yells " P_O_S_S_E, Horse, I said P_O_S_S_E........

Now that's more like it...