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If you could live in the Tex universe and...

Joel wrote: Shape shifting sounds more like something from Heros.
And boy was that girl hot!!! (when she was actually her that is).

-Cub. =o)
Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Fred Buer wrote:Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred
Rolls eyes at Fred's MTG pun.

I'd have a few extra clitoral glans strategically tucked in convenient places. :oops:
And Jen shoots it out of the ballpark! Way to make the thread NSFW there Jen ;)

Actually, I was waiting to see who'd do that first :D Was betting on Freep to deliver the "So I could literally go F*** myself"-line.

"I just lost a buck... to myself!"

Ten bonus geek points for telling me what movie the line's from, another five for the name of the character giving it.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Jen wrote:
Fred Buer wrote:Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred
Rolls eyes at Fred's MTG pun.

I'd have a few extra clitoral glans strategically tucked in convenient places. :oops:

Oh my!! You know I don't think it's to odd to say that I'll take a few of those too. On second thought, I would probably never get anything done. >_>
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
Cubase wrote:
Joel wrote: Shape shifting sounds more like something from Heros.
And boy was that girl hot!!! (when she was actually her that is).

-Cub. =o)
and here we learn a lot about Cubase. That shapeshifter weighed what about 300+ pounds in her normal form? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Freep!!! You made me laugh so loud I scared my dogs!!!!

Good one!!!
Care to specify what you mean by convenient places? I can't get the idea of between your toes out of my mind :oops:

Bests, Rockefeller 8)
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"

"ERROR: Error Code Does Not Indicate An Error"
Like our government boys, that was a little tidbit that Cubase missed ;)

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
rockefeller wrote: I can't get the idea of between your toes out of my mind
"Darling, I'm just going for a foot massage." :shock:
Fred Buer wrote:Like our government boys, that was a little tidbit that Cubase missed ;)

-Fred
Ouch.

-Cub. =o)
After Jen and Jane's desired mutations, I would like......you fill in the rest.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I know what Jim would like. Another head. To remember all the things the first head can't. Imagine if Jim could remember EVERYTHING!

He'd be like Wikipedia! With legs!

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
4 asses like those mutants in South Park.

Just so I could say i have 4 asses =)

Man... i wonder what a bathroom would look like for someone with 4 asses...

ok that was gross hehehe

sorry =P
Matt
lestat666 wrote: Man... i wonder what a bathroom would look like for someone with 4 asses...
Pretty clean, I imagine, because each ass only does 1/4 the work of a regular ass. And you'd this be less likely to get hemorrhoids.