Unofficial Tex Murphy

Joel wrote: Shape shifting sounds more like something from Heros.

And boy was that girl hot!!! (when she was actually her that is).

-Cub. =o)

Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred

Rolls eyes at Fred's MTG pun.

I'd have a few extra clitoral glans strategically tucked in convenient places.

And Jen shoots it out of the ballpark! Way to make the thread NSFW there Jen

Actually, I was waiting to see who'd do that first Was betting on Freep to deliver the "So I could literally go F*** myself"-line.

"I just lost a buck... to myself!"

Ten bonus geek points for telling me what movie the line's from, another five for the name of the character giving it.

-Fred

Jen wrote:

Fred Buer wrote:Like a Shivan Dragon, I'd tap that.

-Fred

Rolls eyes at Fred's MTG pun.

I'd have a few extra clitoral glans strategically tucked in convenient places.

Oh my!! You know I don't think it's to odd to say that I'll take a few of those too. On second thought, I would probably never get anything done. >_>

Cubase wrote:

Joel wrote: Shape shifting sounds more like something from Heros.

And boy was that girl hot!!! (when she was actually her that is).

-Cub. =o)

and here we learn a lot about Cubase. That shapeshifter weighed what about 300+ pounds in her normal form? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Freep!!! You made me laugh so loud I scared my dogs!!!!

Good one!!!

Care to specify what you mean by convenient places? I can't get the idea of between your toes out of my mind

Bests, Rockefeller

Like our government boys, that was a little tidbit that Cubase missed

-Fred

rockefeller wrote: I can't get the idea of between your toes out of my mind

"Darling, I'm just going for a foot massage."

Fred Buer wrote:Like our government boys, that was a little tidbit that Cubase missed

-Fred

Ouch.

-Cub. =o)

After Jen and Jane's desired mutations, I would like......you fill in the rest.

I know what Jim would like. Another head. To remember all the things the first head can't. Imagine if Jim could remember EVERYTHING!

He'd be like Wikipedia! With legs!

-Fred

4 asses like those mutants in South Park.

Just so I could say i have 4 asses =)

Man... i wonder what a bathroom would look like for someone with 4 asses...

ok that was gross hehehe

sorry =P

lestat666 wrote: Man... i wonder what a bathroom would look like for someone with 4 asses...

Pretty clean, I imagine, because each ass only does 1/4 the work of a regular ass. And you'd this be less likely to get hemorrhoids.