Uwe Boll running wild

I must say 2 things:

1. This is a great thread; very funny and creative.

2. Except for one thing:

Musical score by Yanni and John Tesh

Okay, so John Tesh isn't one of my favorites, so I accept the wit behind the comment. However, the single greatest musical concert I've ever seen was a performance by Yanni and his incredibly talented international entourage. This remark in NO WAY criticizes the humor of my really good buddy Jen; it's just a personal observation based on personal experience. Then again, the big 60 is coming up fast and maybe my musical expectations, likes and dislikes, have simply changed over the last 6 (Oh my God!) decades.

No worries Jim. To tell you the truth, I haven't really given Yanni a shot...believe me, when you listen to the music I do all day at work, you just want to rock or techno out a bit.

And OK there...spill it. When's that Birthday of yours?
Cheers!
Jen

heh this Uwe Boll is a horrible director of what a lot of ppl says. There are about 1-3 movies by him that is decent ok movie but the rest he totally destroy. You can check out BloodRayne movie for example. he totally ruin it and doesn't follow the BloodRayne game.

I am worried what he will do with Farcry movie.:/

imo i dont think he should even dare touch Tex Murphy movie.

the only guy who should direct the movie of Tex Murphy is Adrian himself who did Pandora and Overseer.

Suzanne Barnes should play Chelsee since she actress herself. Chris Jones should play Tex Murphy for only this movie and rest of casts too.

RyanPatton wrote:imo i dont think he should even dare touch Tex Murphy movie.

the only guy who should direct the movie of Tex Murphy is Adrian himself who did Pandora and Overseer.

Suzanne Barnes should play Chelsee since she actress herself. Chris Jones should play Tex Murphy for only this movie and rest of casts too.

Thankfully, I think we can safely say that if the original gang of the games was given the chance to make a movie, along with a production studio and the necessary funds, they would be more than happy to. I think that goes for all the actors/actresses and Adrian Carr for directing.

My birthday is soooo secret that I don't even know when it is! I think it's sometime between now and the end of 2006.

And, as I've said before, I just love your avatar. Holding PD is tantamount to reaching Nirvana. j/k

Written and Directed by Uwe Boll

Tex Murphy: Rick Moranis
Chelsea Bando: Katey Sagal
Jackson Cross: Jason Statham
Rook Garner: Seth Green
Louie LaMintz: Ving Rhames
Gordon Fitzpatrick: Antonio Banderas
and
Special Guest Star: Fred Buer as Rusty the Clown.

-Fred

RyanPatton wrote:I am worried what he will do with Farcry movie.:/

I think I'm about to yack up my cinnamon roll.

Fred Buer wrote:Special Guest Star: Fred Buer as Rusty the Clown.

-Fred

Heh...how about Ronald McDonald as Rusty the Clown???

LOL, no, Fred, You'd make a great Rusty!!!

Written by Pauly Shore and Directed by Vince McMahon

The greatest most spectacular performances this side of SNL ...

JOHN STAMOS IS... TEX MURPHY: PRIVATE EYE

Music respectfully, and masterfully done by Weird Al Yankovich on an accordian, and a guy named Brent we hired on the street to play the kazoo ...

Also starring ...

Kane from the WWE as the lovable bartender Louie Lamintz

Dave Chapelle is the cranky old irishman Rook.

Madonna masterfully pulls off Chelsea Bando in an Oscar performance.

Alf, everyone's favorite oldtime TV star is Mac Malden, the no nonsense cop.

Michelle Rodriguez is the sleazy, strung out ex wife, Sylvia ...

Tom Green is Clint .. "Chocolate. Oh my. Chocolate everywhere. I love chocolate. Do you love chocolate? Tom Green loves ... erm ... Clint loves Chocolate. Chocolate in my bum. Chocolate in my bum."

OJ Simpson is Gus Leach (No quote needed)

Andy Dick is Emily "Oh please, Gus, I swear, he only came up here for an autograph"

Will Ferral is Gordon Fitzpatrick "Oh cockeypop, that's not right"

And coming back from the dead, George Burns is "Dr. Malloy" ... "Younger women for me, please."

And finally in a cameo appearance of all Cameo appearances ...

Arnold Schwarzzeneggar, the gov, the law IS ... Jackson Cross ...

"One more smart comment, and I put bullet right in eyeball! You won't be back."

All this and more, when John Stamos is "Tex Murphy" ... comes straight to DVD, this summer.

I've got a feeling Ronald McDonald IS Rusty the Clown, after numerous years of fame and loss of fame and drunkeness and coming out of rehad and relapsing and falling in with the wrong people and so on and so forth.

Yes, I see it now...

"Ah used ta be a contendah... Ah served'em billions! Han' me dat bottle, Jack!" *Glug-glug-glug-glug*

Filthy thing.

-Fred

RyanPatton wrote:heh this Uwe Boll is a horrible director of what a lot of ppl says. There are about 1-3 movies by him that is decent ok movie but the rest he totally destroy. You can check out BloodRayne movie for example. he totally ruin it and doesn't follow the BloodRayne game.

I am worried what he will do with Farcry movie.:/

imo i dont think he should even dare touch Tex Murphy movie.

the only guy who should direct the movie of Tex Murphy is Adrian himself who did Pandora and Overseer.

Suzanne Barnes should play Chelsee since she actress herself. Chris Jones should play Tex Murphy for only this movie and rest of casts too.

I think we should all get a hit squad together to finally give Uwe Boll what he deserves. No, not an oscar, but a visit from the angel of death. Postal, Far Cry. Have you no shame, Boll?

He made a movie out of DUNGEON SIEGE! For that alone he deserves to die from a fatal intestinal maelstrom that results in a horrible explosive scrotal failure.

For that, and for all the other things he's done and might've done.

-Fred

One of my favorite quotes is from an Uwe Boll film. House of the Dead.

Hero: Why?! Why would you want to become immortal!

Villian: So that I could live...forever!

i'm_melting_i'm_melting wrote:Tex Murphy: Eddie Murphy

Chelsee Bando: Eddie Murphy

Rook Garner: Eddie Murphy

Louis LaMintz: Eddie Murphy

Francesca Lucido: Eddie Murphy

Clint the Bum: Eddie Murphy

Nilo: Eddie Murphy

Tex Murphy ][: The Chumps

You never know, you might be able to fit a few Baldwins' into the cast... or maybe a few Wayans.

you know, the idea behing Uwe Boll's work is appealing... but it is his execution that leaves people grossly dissapointed with him as a producer of films.

-Cub. =o)