Unofficial Tex Murphy

Righto... hold up, hold up! *throws in towell*... all these double-triple innuendos and suble puns of a less than savoury nature are cassing the very innards of my being to shift one inch to the left.

That small monthly period (No pun intended) in which males claim to be the victims of a bloody onslaught (no pun intended) is merely a form payback for the pain of childbirth the female will have to endure, which is not too long after the agnosing pain of having to plan a wedding solo and dress sexily just to divert the mans attention away from the television. The childbirth factor happens to be something which us males have no real comparison... the closest being the passing of a kidney stone, I've heard.

Unfortuantely for you guys, you too actually DO suffer during this period (and no, not at the whim of a madwoman)... you see, during this time the lady can become more sexually active and needy, more so than ever. So if your lady usually objects to a frisky evening, you will find a more willing partner during this specific time... but you will have to get your hands dirty (no pun intended)... becuase it's stiff competition (no pun intended).

In case you are wondering, yes I could get dirtier.

-Cub. =o)

Cubase wrote:*throws in towell*

I don't know if this comment was any more appetizing.

::dies laughing::

Oh god, that's bad. Stop it! No more of this!

Except one little piece of info.

I went to Portsmouth Middle School. You can just imagine the band arrangements during halftime at the game. Or the Cheers from the cheerleaders.

Okay done.

::throws cards on the table::

I fold.

TOG has left the building.

Seems like some people felt a little bit too embarrassed by some of my posts in this thread. Maybe some humor is taken differently in different countries.
Sorry, if I offended some of you guys; I just wanted to make some small, but really harmless jokes.

However: No one in this thread really posted any explicit dirty stuff - I myself would consider this rude and inappropriate. The only things which may render aforementioned lines nasty are your own experience and/or imagination. Think about it!