Posted: June 11, 2006 • 10:23 am
Yep...GarySogar wrote:Is there another word for thesaurus?
Bookofotherwordsandshit.
-Cub. =o)
Bookofotherwordsandshit.
-Cub. =o)
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Bookofotherwordsandshit.
-Cub. =o)
Posted: June 11, 2006 • 4:50 pm
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Posted: June 11, 2006 • 5:40 pm
I sweeeear, I passed that same joke a while back, and thought of the same exact word. That's creepy.Cubase wrote:Yep...GarySogar wrote:Is there another word for thesaurus?
Bookofotherwordsandshit.
-Cub. =o)
Posted: June 12, 2006 • 5:21 am
Well you know what they say: "Brilliant minds think alike"Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:I sweeeear, I passed that same joke a while back, and thought of the same exact word. That's creepy.
...but then again, so do idiots.
-Cub. =o)
Posted: June 12, 2006 • 9:22 pm
This is true!
Wait a minute ...
Are you implying ...
Naaaaah.
Wait a minute ...
Are you implying ...
Naaaaah.
Posted: June 12, 2006 • 10:48 pm
lol, I have no time to post anymore, but I always find some to laugh
this last one killed me
I tend to laugh to much at jokes like these...
this last one killed me
I tend to laugh to much at jokes like these...
Posted: June 13, 2006 • 7:47 am
These are great!
I'll add a couple i can remember that i love
- 2 men walked into a bar. The second guy should have seen it coming.
- Why do they bury lawyers six feet under? Because deep down they're good people.
Then there's those jokes from the nonsensical school of humour
- Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Cause its head was nailed to the floor.
- Why did Joe fall off his skateboard? Someone threw a fridge at him.
And to top it off, a really bad one i made up about a month or so ago
- What do you call a memory invoked by smell? Nostrilga.
I'll add a couple i can remember that i love
- 2 men walked into a bar. The second guy should have seen it coming.
- Why do they bury lawyers six feet under? Because deep down they're good people.
Then there's those jokes from the nonsensical school of humour
- Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Cause its head was nailed to the floor.
- Why did Joe fall off his skateboard? Someone threw a fridge at him.
And to top it off, a really bad one i made up about a month or so ago
- What do you call a memory invoked by smell? Nostrilga.
Posted: June 13, 2006 • 7:59 am
Are there some regional terms or jargon that one needs to know in order to appreciate these two jokes? I don't get them at all.- Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Cause its head was nailed to the floor.
- Why did Joe fall off his skateboard? Someone threw a fridge at him.
Posted: June 13, 2006 • 9:00 am
What do you call a guy with a shovel stuck in his head?
Doug
What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck in his head?
Douglas
-Cub. =o)
Doug
What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck in his head?
Douglas
-Cub. =o)
Posted: June 13, 2006 • 5:49 pm
Nope, the only thing that makes them funny is they make no senseAre there some regional terms or jargon that one needs to know in order to appreciate these two jokes? I don't get them at all.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in a pool?What do you call a guy with a shovel stuck in his head?
Doug
What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck in his head?
Douglas
Bob
What do you call a man laying in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene
Posted: June 13, 2006 • 6:38 pm
What do you call two guys without arms and legs hanging over your window?
--Curt 'n' Rod.
What do you call a guy without arms and legs water skiing?
-- Skip
What do you call a guy without arms and legs in a hot tub?
-- Stew (Stu)
What do you call a guy without arms and legs at your doorstep?
-- Matt
What do you call a guy without arms and legs hanging on your wall?
-- Art
--Curt 'n' Rod.
What do you call a guy without arms and legs water skiing?
-- Skip
What do you call a guy without arms and legs in a hot tub?
-- Stew (Stu)
What do you call a guy without arms and legs at your doorstep?
-- Matt
What do you call a guy without arms and legs hanging on your wall?
-- Art