Unofficial Tex Murphy

Well, this is certainly an interesting picture of bones recently uncovered at an archaelogical dig. Some think they belong to a politician; others to a lawyer; I say: What's the dif?

Anyway, what is your take on these bones?

If I'm not mistaken (And I usually am), that's the pelvic area. It's a pic out of an undead skin (or lack thereof) mag.

Very astute observation, TM. It seems that many who claim to be educated have walked around with their head up their caboose!

Suffering from the Cranial-Cabooseitis(tm) would definately suck. Yes. That is my medical opinion.

-Fred

(Also Jim, walking around with one's head up one's behind would give you a crappy outlook on life! This is because all you hear is crap, everything you see is crap, and your general area smells like... well, you get the idea...)

Oh gee... Now I came up with the greatest Zen-like question ever.

What is the sound of crap moving?

(Also, the greatest answer - "No... more... taxes!")

Bizarre avatar. . .no bones about it.

Good one Gary.

Another amusing, if not slightly disturbing, avatar.

Cheers!

Perhaps JTOG should become JTBG.

During the Wild-West era, JTOG was known as James Fossil, the most daring (and in the case of the saloon-girls, most darling) man to ever set foot in a boot. He is also rumored to have invented the classic term "Darn tootin'!"

-Fred

VERY funny, FB.

I like Fig Newtons, too! (get it, Jim? )

Fred Buer wrote:During the Wild-West era, JTOG was known as James Fossil, the most daring (and in the case of the saloon-girls, most darling) man to ever set foot in a boot. He is also rumored to have invented the classic term "Darn tootin'!"

-Fred

I'm suddenly reminded of the Harry Enfield and Chums parody of Mr Ed the talking horse, whereby instead it was Mr Dead, the talking corpse!