Unofficial Tex Murphy

Mission Accomplished

What foul manner of trickery is this?!

-Fred

You MUST send me a PM and tell me all about it!!!!
I'll keep messenger open for a few minutes in case you're poking around.

I will when I get some time to sit down.

This is a conspiracy! I know it! I feel it in my headbones!

I have many headbones.

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:This is a conspiracy! I know it! I feel it in my headbones!

I have many headbones.

-Fred

Fred... I don't know how to put this to you man... you were, adopted... Jen is not your real mother.

*sigh*

Look on the bright side... you have an interesting adventure ahead of you, the makings of an excellent autobiography!

-Cub. =o)

The secret's out Fred!

Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.

And I once made a sandwich for said former roomate...

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:Fred ... I am your father ...'s sister's brother's mother's former roomate.

Then what does that make us?

You're all crazy! I am Fred's brother-in-law thrice removed and I know the true story.

But alas........even Jim only knows PART of the story. It's a meandering tale filled with moral degradation, satin clown suits, and copious amount of non dairy whipped creamer.

The evocative details go with me to my grave !!

I once saw a guy

Okay, this is silly. We must stop all of this because it is way too silly.

And now for something completely different ...

Jen wrote:But alas........even Jim only knows PART of the story. It's a meandering tale filled with moral degradation, satin clown suits, and copious amount of non dairy whipped creamer.

The evocative details go with me to my grave !!

Peanut butter lasts longer.