Unofficial Tex Murphy

Writing this off my phone. Testing! Testing!

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Fred Buer wrote:Writing this off my phone. Testing! Testing!

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*Presses 0*
*saxophone music ringtone plays and fades, Tex wallpaper displays*
*irresistible urge to show off stylish Tex phone overwhelms you and you start posing*
*you accidentally throw phone out window in process*
*random kid comes by, picks it up and points it at you shouting BANG BANG*
*duck down*
"That was my favourite phone"

(I love the scene where Tex loses his gun)

Me too. I love it soooo much!!!

Hammerhead

"Yeah, that's me, a big ZERO!" Tex bemoans his sorry state.

I've made a couple of posts using my phone... It isn't the easiest thing on that little screen...

Too funny, Jim!

Also, please do note that that was the ONLY post ever where I have not signed my name to the post. Unless there is a Cub-ish post somewhere...

-Fred

PS: Look for the official Fred(tm) seal on your Fred-posts! Cheap knock-offs may occur!

emanymton wrote:.

Fred Buer wrote:Writing this off my phone. Testing! Testing!

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Hahahaha reminds me of then i posted pics of my new lg vieuwty a while back with shiny tex wallpaper background.


and doh whenever i try to call get the menu make choise and i get <BEEP><BEEP><BEEP> The number u are trying to reach does not excist please make sure u heve dialed the corect number or try again later. <BEEP><BEEP><BEEP>

emanymton wrote:.

Fred Buer wrote:Writing this off my phone. Testing! Testing!

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You have selected regicide!
If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1!

emanymton wrote:.
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*Press*

"Konichiwa! Watashi wa Ojiisan Furedu desu. Okomari desu ka?"





-Cub. =o)

As far as I've seen, most japanese (in popular culture) answer their phones with "moshii moshii!"

They also use that phrase for people who seem zoned out. Like we say "Earth to Cub!"

Or, y'know. Some such.

-Fred

PS: I have no clue what you said about me Cub. But it had something to do with "Hello. Uncle Fred. Something. Something."

Well moshii moshii is very informal phone manner, usually when answering a personal call. But you're right.

Hello, this is Uncle Fred... can I help you? (add 'ka' at the end of almost any sentence to turn it into a question).

-Cub. =o)