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Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 24, 2009 • 11:13 pm
by freepizza
you like sunglasses?
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 24, 2009 • 11:16 pm
by Bafitis
How about Muscle Cars of 4X4s???
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 4:52 am
by Cubase
I think a thread about grammar is a great place to start Freep.
-Cub. =o)
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 1:56 pm
by Jen
Nah, you guys have got it ALL wrong! JTOG can't avoid the allure of an incredibly bad joke. The bigger the groaner, the better.
So here's one from me.....
A three-legged cowboy dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw."
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 2:09 pm
by Jen
OK one more, I just can't resist.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 4:13 pm
by jcarnby
Jen wrote:A three-legged cowboy dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw." OK one more, I just can't resist.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
AWWWW.....*snerk*.....
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 4:56 pm
by Jim the old guy
I'd be insulted if this thread wasn't so corny. j/k
A horse walks into a bar and sits at the counter. The bartender comes up and asks, "So, why the long face?"
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 5:00 pm
by GarySogar
Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 5:25 pm
by jcarnby
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 7:57 pm
by GarySogar
So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says "What is this? Some sort of joke?"
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 8:39 pm
by Fred Buer
From the people that brought you Family Guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-Okkpg ... 2C&index=0
I laughed so hard I cried. It was at the very end.
-Fred
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 25, 2009 • 8:53 pm
by Bafitis
A woman walks into a bar carrying a chicken...
The bartender asks, What are you doing in a bar with a Pig???
The woman says I beg your pardon this is a chicken...
The bartender says, I beg your pardon I was talking to the chicken...
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 27, 2009 • 3:57 pm
by Jim the old guy
Three married couples go to breakfast.
Husband #1 says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey."
Husband #2 says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar."
Husband #3 says to his wife, "Pass the bacon, pig."
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 27, 2009 • 8:06 pm
by Bafitis
What did the Zero say to the Eight??? "Nice Belt"...
Why is Six afraid of Seven??? Because Seven, Eight Nine...
Re: Tries to make a topic that will interests Jim.
Posted: February 27, 2009 • 11:22 pm
by Cubase
How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
How do you make tomato ketchup? Walk slower.
How did the fridge saleswoman die? Kelvinator.
-Cub. =o)