Unofficial Tex Murphy

Ok, so Christmas cracker jokes are always rubbish, but who out there has them at Christmas and if so, what are the jokes you have inside them?

Here are a few I've had...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

What type of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom

What is ET short for?
Because he has little legs

and my favourite (so far)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

Heard all of those. They may be corny, but I still crack a smile.

Why did the cat take computer lessons?

So it could get ahold of a mouse.

go jason

damm now we have opened the door for fred's sick ones

I bring only wholesome entertainment.

-Fred

LOL